Desperate Guy launches small online business, TheErrandboy.com in an urgent bid to raise money to survive.

A desperate guy launches a small web business, TheErrandBoy.com to urgently raise money to survive and stay off the streets. TheErrandBoy.com specialises in low cost web products/services (all priced below USD10) and other ad-hoc online projects.
He sums up his predicament in a poem
Thirtysomething nice guy,
Who has fallen on extremely bad times lately,
In debt and broke with very urgent money problem,
Desperately needs USD2,500 by 9 Oct2006,
Or end up sleeping on the streets,
Out of time and out of luck.
If you are a kind soul willing to help,
There are many ways here that you can help me.

Not just asking for donations/ handouts, TheErrandBoy says that people can help/support him through Free/ cheap ways :
• Give him business (i.e. buy products, advertise or pay for errands )
• Join affiliate programs/ links
• Help Promote TheErrandboy.com
• Exchange/ Barter services/items
• Suggest/Feedback/Propose/Collaborate
In fact, TheErrandBoy.com also offers FREE stuff that any visitor can download (regardless of whether or not the visitor helps in any way).
Despite the humorous/sarcastic theme of the website, TheErrandboy assures visitors that his predicament is genuine. He has faith that some kind souls out there will help him overcome his immediate financial crisis by 9Oct2006. While he admits that it may just be blind faith, he is ready to give it his last shot.
He makes a final appeal to the 1 Billion internet users: “I will be very thankful if some of you (the 1 Billion internet users out there) will take a little time to visit http://www.theerrandboy.com and help me. It will not cost you much to help someone like me in desperate need of help and you don’t have to be a millionaire to help. I sincerely hope that if you can, you will.”

About the Author
TheErrandBoy.com is a small online business started by a desperate guy to urgently raise money to make ends meet. His immediate priority is to raise USD2,500 by around 9Oct2006 or he will be evicted and forced to sleep on the streets.