Christian Spoof of Da Vinci Code Hits the Web Top 10 Christian Forum launches “Michael-Angel-O Code”
June 20, 2006 (PRLEAP.COM) Lifestyle News
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RE: “The Michael-Angel-O Code” spoof of Da Vinci Code
Christian Spoof of Da Vinci Code Hits the Web
Top 10 Christian Forum launches “Michael-Angel-O Code”
INDIANAPOLIS, IN –
Question: Is the Da Vinci Code “sound” Christian Doctrine?
Answer: Absolutely! Pull my finger and hear the sound for yourself.
Thus begins the introduction of an internet game spoofing The Da Vinci Code, which has riled Christians around the world because of implications that oppose their fundamental beliefs.
In response to the book by Dan Brown and to the movie by Director Ron Howard, former pro basketball computer analyst Michael Mullen has created a spoof of the Da Vinci Code on his web site: www.WaroftheAngels.com, named after his book, War of the Angels (AuthorHOUSE 2005).
“I can’t believe I am going to get a million visitors to my web site this summer because of this silly game,” says Mullen. “The site contains serious topics about the Biblical end of the world, but the crowds are coming because of a game about Antichickens.”
The characters are all roosters and chickens and the story goes like this:
Forbidden by God in the One Commandment, "Loose E. Fur" rebels and crosses the road to mingle with Hanna Hen. He falls from grace and loses his beautiful coat of fur for a body full of feathers. His new name becomes "Roostifer." Meanwhile, Roostifer and Hannah Hen give rise to a race of Super Chickens. As the Bible says, “There walked giants in those days.” Chickenzillas roam the earth until God imprisons them in the Bottomless Bucket.
Prophecy tells that one day Roostifer will incarnate the egg of his son, The Antichicken, and unleash the Chickenzillas to wreak havoc on the entire world.
Their ultimate goal is to mutate a race of chickens without LEGS to destroy church picnics everywhere, and to make little children cry in a world with no drumsticks at dinner. Those hens who will not conform will be taken to the butcher's guillotine for beleggings. The "Great Chickulation Period ushers in the Reign of the Antichicken, who will gather all the hens to a final battle known as "Leg-ageddon."
Follow the codes and find the Antichicken who is a direct egg of Roostifer. Help Michael the Archrooster turn him into Humpty-Dumpty before it is too late.
The Antichicken is currently stashed in a secret incubator operated by the controversial international conspiracy group, the "Kouncil of Foreign Chickens" (the KFC) They claim that the TRUE "rock" was not the established Church of Peter, but instead was a "hard boiled egg" layed supernaturally from Hanna Hen without the use of boiling water. And that they secretly worship the "Feathered One."
But is The KFC an innocent victim of slander, as is their Great Leader, King Loco Pollo? As reported by CHKN World News, the KFC official response was, "Oh woe is us. We ain't done nuttin'. We just want to end world hunger by providing healthy chicken for all the little boys and girls of the world. Pay no attention, My Pretty, to the man behind the curtain or your little dog Toto will be ground-in with the chicken."
Solve the clues and discover the TRUTH! But beware of Alberto the Assassin, sent by the KFC to hinder your journey. He is an Albino Chicken, all white meat! He cometh. Be very afraid. Find Alberto the Albino so Michael the Archrooster can pluck him before the Antichicken hatches.
Solve the "Michael-Angel-O Code." It will unchange your beliefs forever.
The Michael-Angel-O Code contains the secrets to:
Creation! Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
The Fall of Loose E. Fur. Why do chickens cross the road when they are told not to?
Who is the AntiChicken?
Which end of the egg will come out first?
What secret herbs and spices are the dreaded Kouncil of Foreign Chickens trying
to sneak into our chicken dinners?
Mullen is an expert on the topics written in Da Vinci Code, and has been much in demand lately as a guest on talk radio. He has written about Opus Dei (the controversial Catholic sect portrayed in Da Vinci Code) for thirty years, and his book War of the Angels is featured on his site.
For more information regarding the internet game “The Michael-Angel-O Code” visit: www.WaroftheAngels.com
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