Who’s Going to Be Good This Christmas? George Clooney or Santa?

“My wife thinks Santa Claus is the greatest guy alive. She says he’s the only man who pays attention to nylon stockings when nothing’s in them. Which brings up the holiday question: have you been good? It’s also who is going to be good, who gives the most and best presents.”

Erik Kanto, a face reading expert and the author of the new book Your Face Tells All, explains: “Long before Santa came on the scene, the ancient Chinese knew all about spenders through the craft of face reading. From the face they could tell almost everything.”

Experts think the best gifts usually come from women who have big eyes and men with a big nose. So, fall in love with women with wide eyes and smile at men with a promising nose.

“If we look at famous Hollywood celebrities,” Kanto says, “George Clooney has a strong, affirmative nose on a well-balanced face. Often such people reach high goals and are generous.”

“Reese Witherspoon’s nose tells that she likes to give big-time presents to her close ones. She has a broad, nice smile meaning she has a pleasant personality. But even though there’s much sweetness in her face, you can bet your life she is a strong individual. Her face has high cheekbones and it means that she is the one who says where the dinner table stands.”

“Of other Hollywood celebrities,” he continues, “Chinese face reading pinpoints Jack Nicholson as a generous man, who buys plenty of goodies for his friends. Flaring nostrils suggest Jack is emotional and might throw a tantrum at any time. The wide smile tells of a pleasing personality. Nicholson’s ears are good, so he is very fortunate in most ways.”

So, who is this year’s Most Generous Hollywood Personality? The face-reader-psychologist grins: “Most likely George Clooney, but of course Santa Claus is also a big spender contender. With Santa, however–and this is based on firm face-reading rules–we do have a problem. You should be suspicious of anyone hiding his features behind a full beard.”

More info on face reading at http://www.facereading.cx/