BOOBY TRAPPED: MEN BEWARE! THE DIRTY SEVEN SISTERS — a new dating guidebook, featuring celebrities like Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Madonna, and Meg Ryan is published by Newmedia Publishing.
July 14, 2003 (PRLEAP.COM) Lifestyle News
Robin Williams gives the best reason why men must have this guidebook: Upon being subjected to Monica Lewinsky\'s sexual escapades with Bill Clinton, he opined:
\"God gave man both a p**** and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.\"
The author teaches men to use their brains first to recognize the unsuitable mates who make up the Dirty Seven Sisters. To better illustrate each type, she includes celebrity examples, such as Angelina Jolie, Anna Nicole Smith, Brooke Shields, Cher, Dr. Laura, Jennifer Lopez, Joan Crawford, Julia Roberts, Kate Moss, Kathy Lee Gifford, Lorena Bobbit, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Marilyn Monroe, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith, Mia Farrow, Monica Lewinsky, Naomi Campbell, Tonya Harding, and many more.
Celebrity weddings and TV shows only underline the superficiality of some mating practices. As the author says:
\"TV shows like The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Change of Heart, The Dating Game, Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, Joe Millionaire, Married by America, and Blind Date present a kinder- gartner\'s eye-view of dating. A man spends a few minutes with an attractive girl, surrounded by cameras, and they are now ready to get married and have children together. What if one of these beauties is a Dirty Seven Sister? We do not see that part, because it is always off camera.\"
Who are the Dirty Seven Sisters?
The Dirty Seven Sisters are the women, who because of their underlying personality and character flaws, bring unhappiness and chaos into men\'s lives once they bag their prey. Marshall warns men to move on from them, regardless of their sexual needs and genetic impulse to have children. These women may be sexy and attractive, but they don\'t have the potential to be true life partners. She bares their character traits that are impossible to live with, why they are impossible, and tells men what to do about them. Conversely, she also describes the excellent qualities of a good mate.
True and Funny
Marshall\'s humorous take on the absurdities of today\'s dating scene does not hide her seriousness to revolutionize our approach to dating and mating, which produces a divorce rate of over 50%. She says, \"This field guide will give you the tools to recognize and avoid the noxious and obnoxious females who are like Angel of Death mushrooms, beautiful yet deadly. Lesson #1: Beautiful does not necessarily mean good.\"
Availability
Booby Trapped: Men Beware! the Dirty Seven Sisters is available to the trade from Ingram Book Group and Baker & Taylor as of July 2003. Readers can subsequently order and buy it directly at Barnes & Noble, Borders, Waldenbooks, and other stores as well as web sites, including Amazon.com. Songs for each of the Dirty Seven and an ebook digest will be on the newmediapublishing.com web site to download for free. Its companion guidebook for women, The Dirty Seven: Ladies Beware! is also available through the same channels, stores, and web sites.
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